The Lesser Bonapartes

On this episode Daniel and Glen celebrate their inaugural "Hiscary Month" and discuss what is easily that most metal (and fraught with Freudian sexual panic) witch-hunting manual The Malleus Maleficarum. Come along on one man's frightful journey through the craggy estuaries of bodily fluids, liberated women, and hacky marital humor! It's the spookiest month on the history calender!

Direct download: Hammertime.mp3
Category:history -- posted at: 5:57am EST

On this episode Daniel and Glen charge gloriously into the exciting conclusion of the Siege of Vienna - 1683. Are there ANY non-racist sources for this battle? And what exactly is the going rate for saving all of Christendom these days? Only King Jan Sobieski knows for sure!

Direct download: beef2.mp3
Category:history -- posted at: 7:32am EST

On this episode of an exciting two-parter Daniel and Glen discuss The Siege of Vienna. Who are we kidding? They excitedly gush about the Siege of Vienna. It's embarassing. You might want to leave the room. 

Direct download: viennamp3.mp3
Category:history -- posted at: 6:49am EST

On this episode Daniel and Glen examine the events that lead to the ultimate downfall of The Bronze Age in addition to ancient conquering empire The Assyrians. Known by scholars the world over as the group that put the "queasy" in "conqueast."

Direct download: assyrianmp3.mp3
Category:history -- posted at: 7:21am EST

On this episode, Daniel and Glen devote years of their lives squinting at cuneiform tablets to decipher the Hittites of Bronze Age Turkey, who were never called "Hittites" by themselves or anyone else. We're noticing a trend...

Direct download: hittitemp3.mp3
Category:history -- posted at: 5:55pm EST

On this episode Daniel and Glen take a look at 3,000 years of Egyptian culture. What was originally a four-hour episode has been reduced to a mere 50 minutes by The Sea Peoples.

Direct download: seapeoplesmp3.mp3
Category:history -- posted at: 5:15pm EST

On this episode Daniel and Glen show up late for the Bronze Age. It looks like the party's over. The correct spelling of "archaeology" was looked up many times.

Direct download: bronzefonze.mp3
Category:history -- posted at: 7:02am EST

On this episode Daniel and Glen discuss some of the most fascinating women in history. And Plutarch. Again. 

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Category:history -- posted at: 5:36pm EST

On this episode Daniel and Glen sell off all their belongings, dissolve all their relationships, then swear off alcohol, fornication, material possessions, interactions with the opposite sex, and novel reading. It's a perfect system that can't possibly fail!

Direct download: utopiamp3.mp3
Category:history -- posted at: 12:53pm EST

On this episode Daniel and Glen turn their metal skull caps backwards and chat about the origins of the Arthurian legend. Tossing your iPod into a body of water after listening is encouraged. Toilets count.

Direct download: dearthmp3.mp3
Category:history -- posted at: 11:55am EST